Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
Its 6am and I'm sitting on the couch watching Clifford. Crying into my risotto because emily elizabeth helped the girl in the wheelchair get over her stagefright so she can win a trophy. Never drinking alone again.
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
You ate ashes out of my bong
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
I mean, what's the polite way to say, "sorry but I can't date you cuz I'm sleeping with your boss" ??
i got my period today. mid walk of shame and im wearing a shirt that says stay classy. my life is a joke.
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