They should make Jack Daniels chap stick
And then he asked me why the subtitles were in Arabic. The television was off.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
After being his wingman last night, I've decided I will never talk about becoming a lesbian ever again. Picking up chicks is way too hard.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
is that a dick in a sweater?
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Randomize
