I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
It was the easiest thing I've ever done. 3am she walked into my room, saw my Buffalo Bills blanket, said go bills and got naked.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
My little brother came home while I was sitting there icing my vagina with a bag of peas. Asshole looks at me, high fives Ryan, then leaves.
Drunk me started making nachos apparently but never got to the part with the cheese. There are chips everywhere
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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