So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
thanks for texting me "so many asians" at 1am...
there were a lot.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
She said " I'm going to get her back one day soon for putting extacy in my pop while I drove her to whislter" just a heads up.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
Randomize
