he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
The only funny part about this situation was this morning when they rounded up all the drunks in the ER, piled us into a minivan, then dropped us all off at our houses.
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
You can't be friends with my side piece. Conflict of interest.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
Thirty seconds is a long time in jizz time...
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
May have told my history professor I wanted him to stuff me like a turkey. Too slutty?
Nah, people appreciate the creativity of seasonal sluttiness. Let me know if it works!!!
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