Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
i am only reminding you that showing off your fellatio skills on vegetables is probably not an appropriate party trick
his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
I feel like I'm in a development meeting for a Lifetime original movie.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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