pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
When boys buy condoms it makes me feel proud of their mothers for doing a good job
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
You grinded and hooked up with a middle aged tiger woods look-a-like with manboobs. Tequila isn't for you.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
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