Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
my drunk step mom just informed me my dad likes reverse cowgirl. Please god kill me.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
I hate thxgiving break now because that totally means I'm not able to have sex for a week.
sarcasm needs its own font
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
Can an epipen be used as a tranquilizer ?
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
Oh aight, and i was just going to be content with drinking, beating off and watching ninja turtles
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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