woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
Geez don't go to a bar for a few days and everyone freaks out.
okay yeah but you've seen me eat jambalaya naked
This bitch goes out driving during the nor'easter to get her ass eaten.. that’s dedication
good morning. i just did a walk of shame in front of his grandmother.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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