oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
im bored tell me something entertaining
You got period blood on my carpet. I lied to my mom and said it was jam.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
We need to stop sleeping with people based on which NFL team they like.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
Looked like a bag of smashed assholes and smelt like a brewery - still got morning sex. Marriage rules sometimes!
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I am a taco. I am also really high.
I've always seen you more as a chimichanga.
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