haha i took a picture of myself naked on her camera
She didnt have a camera...
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
i can tell by the sound of your bed that he isnt that good at sex.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
how the hell did u puke all over the magazines... do u still want me to keep them
You just yell-acapella'd the theme to fresh prince of bel air to me while a different song is playing in the bar.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
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