but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
We've been fucking since Friday.... This is the most committed non-committed relationship I've ever been in
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
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