And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
so yeah i told her you were going to become a doctor and the first thing she said was "i still don't want to fuck him". i tried.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
Why did my mother make you get naked?
How was your night?
Good. I made people cry and run home
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