Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
umm..so Dad's wearing a thong, I don't know what to do
put a dollar in it?
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
There's a random table in the kitchen...and it's not the kitchen table...we don't know where it came from
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
Randomize
