Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
you said you get the best orgasms off Pez dispensers. how do you think he felt????
Drinking at work by myself... My boss just walked into me copying my face on the copy machine..
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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