you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
The cop refused to sing with us, even though he was as happy as we were that the tow truck finally showed up.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
I'm too high and old for this...
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
Randomize
