I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
So how do we make 4/20 better than every other day we are stoned?
I got an 8 ball and a free entrance pass to the strip club, if i dont get laid tonight I never will.
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Are you coming down for 4/20 or does Easter kinda fuck that up for you?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I woke up naked with my work shoes on
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
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