Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
It tastes like I coughed up blood....hello liver damage, I've been expecting you.
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
I know it is almost summer when the students in my night class start showing up drunk.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
I will find, mount, and marry that person.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He's really cute...He stopped talking to me because i pulled my skirt up and peed in a demi plie position...
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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