sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
So can I buy you a drink sometime?
Sure, but make it a double, I'm drinking for two these days.
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
Yea. It was an issue. Great time though. Apparently I went through the coat check, put my coat on and forgot I had it so I tried to go through again and just didn't understand why thy weren't helping me. Dave coat checked his pants.
Oh god. I asked to "play his sexaphone" which I though was a super sex way to say "let me blow you". He fucking walked home at 4:30am
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
So I scratched the whole boyfriend plan and got wasted. Wanna try again tomorrow?
This is the third time I have overheard parents tell their children "don't be that girl" in reference to me. I'm either doing something horribly wrong or amazingly right
I could be doing way worse things besides texting him 'come over and bang my headache away'. i could be on meth
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