I want to make a zoo with you.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
She has either a C-Section scar or a bullet wound, I can't quite tell
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
Is "You've never made me cum." an acceptable breakup line?
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