i would punch a child for taco bell
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
mom just called and i was mid bong hit but i answered anyways coughing and sounding rough she the apologized for waking her little angel up. its 2PM
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
Eliza got arrested. What's the protocol on eating an arrested person's sandwich?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
he just gave me a love letter in polish. he thinks i speak polish. I DONT SPEAK POLISH
The judge mental looks i am getting while looking at porn on my phone sitting in the urgent care waiting room is gonna get way worse when they find out im here to see if im pregnant
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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