This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
i'm waiting for the less fat version of him to text me
oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
There r osticjed everywhere
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
You're wrong. It's my BIRTHDAY. We all know it's impossible to get pregnant on my diva day!
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
in the middle of telling this chick to sober up i was shotgunning beers. im gonna be ab awsome nurse.
Come on in. I'm butt naked, in the kitchen, eating ice pops
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