I'm 3 blocks south of you watching drag queens.
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
The cop told you to put your hands behind your back and you slurred "I'm not falling for that again"
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
My chance to home wreck was right in front of me and I didn’t grab it by the balls
Randomize
