I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
My grandma had to be escorted out by police.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I tried to interpretive dance to Candy Shop to stop the awkwardness.
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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