I hope you have a really shitty weekend. I love you.
atleast your grandma didn't give you her USED dildo just so you wouldn't have sex.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
doing a walk of shame covered in blue food coloring is only embarrassing if you make it embarrassing...actually no its embarrassing on all accounts
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
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