I don't llike drinking between sober and blackout. Its boring.
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
The bathroom smells like ribs. What did you do?
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
I never turn down an adventure. My life is like a sexual Lord of the Rings.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I have no idea what happened last night, but my pee is neon green.
you never un-have a 4some
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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