we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
So you were shitfaced and stole a fucking kayak?
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
You threw up everything but your ovaries.
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