After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
im the poster child for why you shouldnt play beer pong with wine.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
Dedication to a hook up: I had to recruit five people at the train station to help me buy a ticket from a kiosk and get on the right train in 15 minutes because I discovered that my car was stolen.
Well I'm in the bathtub smoking a bowl and eating doritos and frosting so I might not be the one to advise you on this shit but I'll try.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
She abandoned me on the doorstep of her hostel. Turns out you can't bring one night stands into those places. Slept in a train station next to a tramp. He gave me chips. And didn't steal my shit while I slept. So I'm counting this one as a win
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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