He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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