I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
When we were fucking, you could hear the beer sloshing around in my stomach
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
buying booze in bulk is always a bad idea. i wish there was some direct deposit-like system
There's people holding up abortion signs everywhere. I guess the people of Florida want you to remember you fucked up on Spring Break.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
I go to a class slightly intoxicated and they bring in a baby. What a life.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
After he finished he laid there and told me how much work that just was. I looked at him and told him not to ruin a good thing by opening his mouth.
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