I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
What happened last night? I just woke up and there's like 15 mcflurry cups on the floor
You don't remember stealing them?
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
This is the most exciting thing since movie theater hand jobs
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