I'm trying real hard to keep it on the DL how drunk I am at lunch with my grandma.
Now you know why i just sit on the toilet and scream
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
He sent me a picture of him bent over showing his asshole with the caption "vwahla".... No more tequila for either of you
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I was left to my own devices with nothing to do but drink
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