do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
We haven't even started dating yet but I already decided I'm going to cheat on her
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
We had sex on his sofa while his friend cheered and threw bugles at us
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
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