Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
I wish the iPhone would register texts from 11:59 as "Last Year" instead of "Yesterday."
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
I feel so much better about my break up knowing that he's having his 26th birthday at Rollar kingdom\n
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
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