ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
I don't care if you go out, because at the end of the night I know i'll be the one fucking you.
that was completely unnecessary, true, but unnecessary
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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