Dude she looked like Jerry Garcia's knuckles
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
We were wearing togas. So having sex was really easy to do without taking any clothes off.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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