My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
mmmm my 21st bday fucking sucks all my best friends are pregnant...selfish assholes. they just couldnt wait til after my bday.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
Is she bent over a couch yet or did daylight savings time throw off her usual schedule?
There are not one, but two women wearing my boxers on the couch right now. You need to wake the fuck up.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
I said no to friends with benefits because it was too much commitment
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
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