you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Hippo gnu deer
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just remembered you had me meet your law professor while I was wasted...how'd that go?
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
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