That's intense
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
FYI... At my funeral, it will be your job to throw yourself dramatically onto my casket.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
Picking up hoes with my dad is going to make it a little harder, but ay, if thats how he wants to bond after 23 years, Ill give it a shot
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
The tamale guy is fucking with me, I wanna sleep in he wakes me up; early wake-n-bake and he's late and I'm hungry
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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