is it considered a "problem" when you find a pickle slice in your bed in the morning or is it like a "super-awesome bonus"?
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
We shouldn't eat pizza in the pool
We r drinking tequila out a glass bottle and smoking weed underwater, pizzas the least of our concern
Honesty, no. I just want to shower you with hot dogs.
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
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