i tried to get you to come inside, but you insisted on throwing up in the flowers "because they're pretty."
They're having chugging contests. With juice. Please get me out of Utah.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
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