if you don't open the door right now liz is going to get pregnant
so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Apparently i tried to feed this guy's piranhas my whole left arm.. according to him, i was "showing them whos boss, bc if they try to eat my arm, im guna punch their face"
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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