Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
She wanted to fuck you. You threw up on her. Congrats.
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
worst night to have a conscience
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
My date just wheeled me home in a shopping cart but it was normal
Didn't know what to wear so I ripped off my bed sheets and tied myself a toga. "a little hungover" is no way to describe me right now.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
No just a slight sexual miscommunication which led to a little (lot) vomiting by one party and a bruised sternum on the other party involved.
I can't even make a guess how that goes.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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