# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
There's a treasure map on your stomach. Treasure may or may not be the clothes you lost...enjoy
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
I just got a voicemail from some strange woman with a Russian accent. Are you ok?
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
My roommate made maccoroni last nigh dropped the bowl off the counter knocking it into the dog bowl he picked up the dog bowl and started eating it claiming it was te worst Mac and cheese ever and if he wasnt so high he would stop eating it hahahaha
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