belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
Not even drunk me wanted to have sex with him. I kept intentionally hitting my head on the table behind me during sex till he said i was too drunk for sex.
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
Of course it was necessary for me to call the strip club and ask what their shower policy is. Smelled like she was wiping her ass with my eyebrows during that dollar dance.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
Randomize
