I looked at my own cervix.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
I think I left a blow job at your house. Can I come down and get it?
I gave it to your brother to give to you.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Send help, water and tortillas.
I'm also sorry that I ate your chicken sandwich while you were throwing up....
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
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