We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
Jerking off has been your answer to everything tonight.
Also, I'm sewing my entire Halloween costume by hand. I better get laid at every single party I go to.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
But seriously he was like a god with his hands. My vagina feels annointed.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
I told you about the baby at the graduation party that looked into my eyes and knew I was empty inside
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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