i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
She gave me a blow job and her mom gave me blueberry muffin afterwards. I love them.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
I may or may not juuuust be reaching the point where I find some humor from waking up in the parking lot at the standard.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Do you ever go take a shit and end up sitting on the toilet for like 45 minutes wondering what the fuck you're doing with your life?
Everyday my friend, everyday.
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
