he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
So basically our separate showers turned into one shower, to save water, which turned into a bath, which turned into sex on the bed, which turned into drinking beer in the bed, and thats what the stain is from... bud light. sorry.
I hope his life after cheating on me is as good as Tiger's golf game is these days.
The door to door salesmen do not expect you to be drunk at 3 in the afternoon
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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