It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
Yeah got a self inflicted broken nose.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
Randomize