You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
21st Birthday Idea: liquor store gift registry. Give me a promotion.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
Oh you know same old same old. just eating pizza after faking extreme night terrors to get a one night stand to leave my apartment
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
Got a blowjob while watching James Bond's "Octopussy." My 13 year old self would be so proud
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