Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
It was my first time buying condoms at the liquor store... I was nervous and there were quite a few people, so I tried to do it as quickly and quietly as possible. When I got to the Indian cashier, he took one look at them and said loudly, "Ohhh you gonna get it on tonight, ah?!"
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Why were my jeans in the freezer of the mini fridge, and how long have they been in there? On another note, I found my teacher's ID badge.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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