I just had one of those nervous system things in my thumb...I'm pretty sure I have cancer.
I think my vagina is haunted
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I love my roommate; her alcohol problem, her proclivity for passing out on the living room couch, and her fucking awesome size d tits that can never remain clothed. Craigslist jackpot.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
I always ask when they're due. It's the nicest way for me to let her know the rest of the world can tell she's putting on weight too
They just dared her to tape flip flops to her tits. Entertainment value cannot be found like this in any other part of America.
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
You can't call dibs on the bed... every time you party you KO in the bathtub
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Hey, do you know the person who woke me up last night at 1 in the morning yelling and being carried through the courtyard?
That was me Mom...
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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