Very drunk. laura says hi. i can't find my pants. i think i'm in philly, but it might be jersey somewhere
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You left a skid on my bar stool!!!!
Oops! Sorry about getting stool on your stool!
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
Now all I have unanswered questions and a fucked up finger
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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