he rolled over and started playing skeeball on his iphone after we had the best sex yet considering he only lasted 10 seconds last time.. im getting standards.. tomorrow. for now im just going to enjoy the fact i counted over 20 this time.
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Do you participate in Sunday morning booty calls?
Dammit! I didn't see this message, of course I do.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Hey, I'm probably about to be arrested but I didn't want to wake you. But it would be cool of you to get the $500.00 I have in the box I keep my "medicine" in and come bail me out. Also I figured you would be amused at the thought of me fending off brutal prison rape tonight.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
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