and next time when you feel me up, do it right
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
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